Thanks to Ken Calvert at WCSX for playing Adam Sandler's hilarious song about the Festival of Lights.
It made my day! OK, it SORTA got me in the spirit. With apologies to Mr. Sandler (he's doesn't get any money) here's the words I found on the internet:
I'm not Jewish, but sure proves you guys have just as much fun as The Santa Claus people!
Now go tell your friend Veronica, you need a new Harmonica, and stop smoking so much Marij-uanica! LOL!